So between this picture and this picture, I ended up writing 7,000+ words about George Kirk and Christopher Pike fucking around in Las Vegas. I'd apologize for it, but quite frankly, there are not enough Vegas shenanigans in this fandom, so here's my humble contribution. Er, I hope it doesn't suck? *nerves ( Read more... )

Part 1 is here.

( Part 2. )

Just for the record, when I started writing the sequel to Burn These Bridges From The Other Side, it was not supposed to turn into a 13,200+ word retelling of the entire fucking movie. I don't even know what to do with myself some days, except headdesk endlessly ( Read more... )

This is probably the smuttiest thing I've written in about five years, and my face is about to burn off from the shame of it all. And then there's the fact that it's Pike/Chapel and not as kinky as I'd hoped it would be and really, I'm sorry? I feel like I should be apologizing here.

Grateful kisses to superjoydrop for fixing my midnight mistakes and getting ( Read more... )

So this happened:

Cee: holy shit, The Hills is still on in 2258?
Max: Bad TV never dies. I'm sure Speidi is cryogenically frozen so that when they figure out how to cure death, they'll be brought back to attention-whore their way through pop culture again.
Cee: oh god, it's an eternal nightmare from which we will NEVER AWAKE.
Max: I am certain ( Read more... )

So it turns out that I can only write Pike as a cranky badger and George Kirk as the world's dorkiest fratboy. And I still kinda fail at porn. And I constantly steal song lyrics for my story titles. I am so sorry for all of this madness.

superjoydrop wins all the cookies ever for being an amazing beta, encouraging me all the time, and falling in love with ( Read more... )

This was supposed to be more Archer/Pike bedroom shenanigans, but somehow, it ended up being nineteen pages of Kirk & Pike friendship and Archer/Pike cuddling. I give up.

Love and thanks to traveller for editing and putting up with all my panicked, neurotic e-mails at one a.m., and for giving me the ending. Nurse Cox is for her because I loff. The brief ( Read more... )

So Cee said, "Archer needs to get laid." I agreed. Somehow, that turned into 6,000+ bullshit words about George Kirk as a fratboy and fake orgasms at the dinner table. I wrote some Archer/Pike porn to make up for it, but it's not nearly enough. I'm totally going to stab my brain with a Q-Tip one of these days.

Much love and internet memes to traveller for ( Read more... )

So apparently when Cee tells me things like "write me a story about how Jim knows Admiral Archer's dog" and follows it up with "SAM BECKETT IN SPACE," my immediate response is not to run screaming in the opposite direction, but to yell out, "omg I want to write that!" I don't even know, people, but I like making her happy so here is that story ( Read more... )

So I went to the Highland Games in Maxville, ON yesterday. We got lost for an hour on the way in, we stood in the sweltering heat while people made boring speeches, we watched young girls do the Highland fling while a multitude of pipe bands played the bagpipes and drummed and marched in rhythm, we wandered all around the grounds buying things, ( Read more... )