My Heart Is Beating Like A Jackhammer.

[robanybody]

So it turns out that I can only write Pike as a cranky badger and George Kirk as the world's dorkiest fratboy. And I still kinda fail at porn. And I constantly steal song lyrics for my story titles. I am so sorry for all of this madness.

superjoydrop wins all the cookies ever for being an amazing beta, encouraging me all the time, and falling in love with

Comments

[charliehey]

Ahhhhh I love it. I love that you referenced Penny Arcade out of fucking nowhere. I love this: "Wait, you're not breaking up with me?" and oh by the way EVERYTHING else. I always try to be very ordered and meticulous in my replies to your writing but basically I lose always. You made me enjoy a story where a guy uses the word 'bro' and I love you for it, how did you even do that WHAT.

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[robanybody]

I WROTE THIS STORY AROUND THAT PENNY ARCADE STRIP. Seriously, Cee posted it, and I went, "I need to use that in a story somehow!" And ahahaha! I swear to God, only George Kirk could get away with using 'bro' and not making me hate him for doing it. World's most adorable fratboy, I'm not even kidding.

<333333333333 Thank you for always making me happy.

[charliehey]

As a big stinky gamer I approve of any use of Penny Arcade. <33333 This story makes me happy! MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY!

[robanybody]

I have a Penny Arcade shirt with Tycho (I think) on it saying, "I wish I could hate you to DEATH" that was given to me by my brother for my birthday. LET'S BE GEEKY TOGETHER. :D

[superjoydrop]

One more time, I adore this story to pieces. I love seeing more of Pike's life before he became the guy who challenges Jim to be more, and George is just too much in the best possible way. Poor Chris, he never had a chance. <3333333333

[robanybody]

:D Pike is plagued by Kirks and his inability to deny them anything they want. I'd feel sorry for him, but I love him when he's cranky. :-******

Also omg icon! How are they so hot, bibi? It's unreal. *titmash*

[superjoydrop]

Hahaha, I don't feel sorry for him either. :-*

I don't know, but I'm sure at least one of them would blame clean living with tongue firmly in cheek.

[robanybody]

I feel the urge to make jokes about one's tongue in the other's cheek, but I like to think I'm too classy for that. (Even though that's not true!) ♥

[possibly_thrice]

My basic reaction to the entirety of this fic: BRB LOL'ING FOREVER (DEATH BY SQUIIIIIID!!!!) :D!

In other news, young Pike is the cutest thing ever.

[robanybody]

Young Pike is the most adorable crankypants ever, and I loff him. If I could just write him being snippy with everyone forever, I would totes be happy. :D

(I am too pleased that you laughed at the 'death by squid' line. I may have had too much fun with that.)

[possibly_thrice]

If you could just write him being snippy with everyone forever, I would be HAPPIER.

[robanybody]

It may happen! Since Pike has apparently performed a hostile takeover of my brain and won't let me write anyone who isn't him. >.>

[traveller]

you are the best of everything, god.

[robanybody]

No, U. Especially since all of this shenanigating is due to your one simple prompt that has taken over my life.

*loves*

[jay_peregrine]

you know, i really wasn't into the whole pike, archer, george kirk thing, i'm more of a movie fanon kinda girl, but you make this all so awesome. really. so much awesome.

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[robanybody]

:D I am so glad that you gave this madness a chance, darlingface. I love all your comments. :-*