I was packing up all my stuff in my old room because my parents are moving and came across an old mad-libs book. It was one shelby and I did back in the day. Because I'm still avoiding packing, here it is ( Read more... )

Mark used my toothbrush on accident this morning. Thus making him dumber than preivously imagined. In his partial defense we DO have the same toothbrush. But they are different colors. More to the point, HIS toothbrush has the name and office of his dentist printed on the handle...mine has nothing. I woke up and was like "must brush teeth" ( Read more... )

After seeing snakes on a plane I realized that there is practically no movie that sam jackson could do, that could ruin his career. In fact, it would only increase his hype. He's an acting juggernaut at this point, he won't stop until he decides to stop or gets shot. As such, I'm trying to write a movie for him with this in mind. Here's what I ( Read more... )

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http://www.capnwacky.com/warning/

amazing. now everyone in the library thinks i'm crazy because I'm trying not to laugh so hard I'm crying. (Giant chainsaW)

We had a meeting at work today. I thought bike shops didn't have meetings. We never had one at sears, or we may have. Either way, my job wasn't important enough to warrant attending (not that i would EVER want to). The best part was the ENTIRE meeting I was thinking about the internet-tv show Red vs Blue. It's the one with the HALO guys. It's ( Read more... )

I think this post is really just for darrell. For two reasons:
1. His icon of the guy falling is my desktop background right now, and I know it was his picture, but the irony is awesome, because I just put it up yesterday ( Read more... )

Well that officially qualifies as the longest i've ever worked: 11 hours. I'm reasonably sure i could legally argue to get 2 lunches, or at least several breaks extra. As it was I just ate that powerbar in the stockroom, and had my lunch ( Read more... )

So i had a great conversation with one of my house mates' friends just about 30 seconds ago. I just got home from burlington and I walked in the door, and after the hellos and whatnot it went something like this ( Read more... )

Bart: You can sleep in our basement. Do you know what radon is?
Bum: No, why?
Bart:...good night.

the job goes ok. 9 hours is just a long time to do anything, especially if that anything happens to be stand on your feet. but those are the breaks and as far as jobs where you can't sit down its decent.