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After seeing snakes on a plane I realized that there is practically no movie that sam jackson could do, that could ruin his career. In fact, it would only increase his hype. He's an acting juggernaut at this point, he won't stop until he decides to stop or gets shot. As such, I'm trying to write a movie for him with this in mind. Here's what I got so far:
Title: "The Curse of Count Blackula"
Synopsis: Sam Jackson plays a street-saavy cop who solves mysteries in his spare time and is also a vampire working on the cure for mega-cancer. This is all in the future of course. He then discovers that Dracula, the head of all vampires, is acutally Sam Jackson from a parallel universe (populated entirely by vampires).
What I need from shitty advice is a REASON for him to travel back in time to fight count blackula, so that I may add in the subtitle "The Curse of Count Blackula, or Black to the Future".
Show me what you got shitty advice!
Title: "The Curse of Count Blackula"
Synopsis: Sam Jackson plays a street-saavy cop who solves mysteries in his spare time and is also a vampire working on the cure for mega-cancer. This is all in the future of course. He then discovers that Dracula, the head of all vampires, is acutally Sam Jackson from a parallel universe (populated entirely by vampires).
What I need from shitty advice is a REASON for him to travel back in time to fight count blackula, so that I may add in the subtitle "The Curse of Count Blackula, or Black to the Future".
Show me what you got shitty advice!