Maybe all compasses just point to switzerland?
I was packing up all my stuff in my old room because my parents are moving and came across an old mad-libs book. It was one shelby and I did back in the day. Because I'm still avoiding packing, here it is:
Just a few weeks at camp (zort) will turn you into a (bureauless principal). But first you must learn to exist in the wild.
RULE ONE: If you catch a (kangaroo) and make a fire to cook it, always remember to pour (cranberry juice) on the fire when you're through. Smokey the (Wookie) always says, "(That man has four eyebrows)!"
RULE TWO: Do not go more than (51 and 6/12) yards away from the trail. If you get lost, remember that (Chimi-changas) always grow on the north side of (argyle socks). IF you have a compass, the needle will always point toward (switzerland). If you run into a bear, do not give it a (caramel cod).
That made my day. How often do you get the chance to think of a caramel cod? It makes me think of the futurama I was watching yesterday, with the space bees and the honey. Then honey congeals together to form a new Fry and he's like "Why am I all sticky?...and Naked? Did I miss something fun?".
My icon also makes me happy...(many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory)
Just a few weeks at camp (zort) will turn you into a (bureauless principal). But first you must learn to exist in the wild.
RULE ONE: If you catch a (kangaroo) and make a fire to cook it, always remember to pour (cranberry juice) on the fire when you're through. Smokey the (Wookie) always says, "(That man has four eyebrows)!"
RULE TWO: Do not go more than (51 and 6/12) yards away from the trail. If you get lost, remember that (Chimi-changas) always grow on the north side of (argyle socks). IF you have a compass, the needle will always point toward (switzerland). If you run into a bear, do not give it a (caramel cod).
That made my day. How often do you get the chance to think of a caramel cod? It makes me think of the futurama I was watching yesterday, with the space bees and the honey. Then honey congeals together to form a new Fry and he's like "Why am I all sticky?...and Naked? Did I miss something fun?".
My icon also makes me happy...(many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory)