Fun Fact: Staplers are considered their own ethnic group by the United States government.

Fun Fact: The #1 cause of divorce in the United Kingdom is "being a silly bugger". The #2 cause is Hugh Grant.

Fun Fact: If you watch It's a Wonderful Life while playing Pink Floyd's The Wall in the background... it's probably going to be hard to concentrate ( Read more... )

I had to lock the previous post with this sketch, so here's a repost for all my adoring stalkers public.

HealthwatchThe "Healthwatch" logo comes on the screen. The logo fades to the image of a doctor in a white lab coat ( Read more... )

Drawn Together by Love- Episode 23: My Big Fat Fake Jewish Wedding

Synopsis: When Hero learns that Unusually Flexible Girl never told her mother about their breakup, the two are forced to stage a fake wedding in order to satisfy her.

Nicole, you might enjoy this one.

GraduationA prospective graduate approaches a door that says "Tony Hunter University Records Office". He walks through the door and up to the desk. The worker, reading a book, completely ignores him ( Read more... )

Drawn Together by Love- Episode 22: Fear and Loathing in Morningwood

Synopsis: When Clara's father informs her that he plans to pass a law outlawing homosexuality in their kingdom, Clara is forced to choose between her principles and friendship.

missnickers and I were having yet ANOTHER conversation about whoring, and this is what came out of it ( Read more... )

This is the second sketch I ever wrote (I'm still looking for the first). A word of explanation: some of the references might seem dated- I wrote it cerca 1994. Originally, the scene with the real President featured Bill Clinton, but a few years later, after Bush was elected, I rewrote that part for him. So now you know. And knowing is half the ( Read more... )

I wrote this one because... well, pretty much because Nicole told me to.

Drawn Together by Love- Episode 21: The Naked Truth

Synopsis: A bad styling session leaves Ling-Ling completely bald and Clara and Xandir at odds with one another. Meanwhile, Captain Hero takes up painting.

Hey everyone. As I'm sure you've probably heard by now, the future of Drawn Together is very much in doubt at the moment. Right now things are looking pretty bleak for the show, but I just want to make an announcement regarding my own work so everyone will know where things stand. No matter what happens with the show itself, I do NOT plan to stop ( Read more... )

This one's old, but you guys haven't seen it, so it's new to you!

DrugstoreA man walks into a drugstore and approaches the pharmacist's counter ( Read more... )