Fun Facts 5: The Smackdown

[rayluxuryacht]

Fun Fact: Staplers are considered their own ethnic group by the United States government.

Fun Fact: The #1 cause of divorce in the United Kingdom is "being a silly bugger". The #2 cause is Hugh Grant.

Fun Fact: If you watch It's a Wonderful Life while playing Pink Floyd's The Wall in the background... it's probably going to be hard to concentrate

Comments

[missnickers]

LMAO! These are great... Another productive day at the office, I see. :) Damn, I got nothin' at the moment... gimme a few minutes to shotgun a 40 of Robitussin and I'll get back to you with some mindblowing additions later. Hehe.

[rayluxuryacht]

Thanks :) While you're doing that, I'm going to chill out and watch some Groin Pull Network for a while. Today they're doing the Russian women's gymnastics team. Hot Eastern European groin action, baby!

[missnickers]

You know, I've thought of picketing this so-called "GPN". Their exploitation of a very serious affliction that affects millions of atheletes per annum for cheap entertainment is appauling and patently disrespectful to the pain and suffering these poor people suffer that I can still sometimes feel on really cold days. :(

LOL "Crumpets of Doom"!? I would love to discuss! I can only imagine what it's about.. a bakesale? Are the housemates trying to raise money to pay for their bowling team uniforms?

[rayluxuryacht]

Hey, a portion of the proceeds from GPN's revenue goes to support medical care for groin-injured athletes! And when I say "a portion", I mean a tiny, tiny little fraction. And when I say "a tiny, tiny little fraction", I mean we'll occasionally toss a few pennies at people in the hospital. If we're going that way. I mean, geez, sometimes it's really crowded and you can't find a parking spot! Get off my back already!

It's actually the one we discussed a few days ago... the girls go to the mall while the guys have a tea party.