Hello, howz it going today? I'm kind of in a pissy mood right now - perhaps it's the 4 hours sleep I got last night? Want to go home and snooze, but I can't. :(
Lessee which states haven't we hit yet?
"Your flood tax dollars at work" (Louisiana) "Where congressmen keep their mistresses" (Maryland) "Here's mine, now show me yours" (Missouri) "We're northier than South Carolina" (North Carolina) "Land of funny accents" (Wisconsin) "Come for the oversized hats & belt buckles, stay for the executions" (Texas) "You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney..." (New Jersey)
That sucks :( I have a raging headache myself. That's right, it's actually raging. But oh, well. Maybe we can heal each other through comedy.
"Like the Georgia in Eastern Europe, only the woman are slightly less hairy" (Georgia) "No, we don't have Marion Barry here. That's the OTHER Washington" (Washington) "Cubs fever! Catch it and die!" (Illinois) "Actually, we bake our chicken here, not fry it. But you didn't bother to ask, did you? DID YOU?" (Kentucky) "If only John Elway were still here" (Colorado)
"One big family - literally." (Alabama) "Come see the Earth's butt crack" (Arizona) "Bet you $50 you can't name two of our cities" (Vermont) "Now a subsidiary of Wal-Mart" (Indiana) "Huhuhuh... we have a town called Intercourse" (Pennsylvania)
Forgot to say, sorry about your raging headache.... I'm sure you've taken pills for it, but if it won't go away, have you tried caffiene - like a cup of coffee? That's one thing that sometimes helps my headaches (aside from laying in a dark room).
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Lessee which states haven't we hit yet?
"Your flood tax dollars at work" (Louisiana)
"Where congressmen keep their mistresses" (Maryland)
"Here's mine, now show me yours" (Missouri)
"We're northier than South Carolina" (North Carolina)
"Land of funny accents" (Wisconsin)
"Come for the oversized hats & belt buckles, stay for the executions" (Texas)
"You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney..." (New Jersey)
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"Like the Georgia in Eastern Europe, only the woman are slightly less hairy" (Georgia)
"No, we don't have Marion Barry here. That's the OTHER Washington" (Washington)
"Cubs fever! Catch it and die!" (Illinois)
"Actually, we bake our chicken here, not fry it. But you didn't bother to ask, did you? DID YOU?" (Kentucky)
"If only John Elway were still here" (Colorado)
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"Come see the Earth's butt crack" (Arizona)
"Bet you $50 you can't name two of our cities" (Vermont)
"Now a subsidiary of Wal-Mart" (Indiana)
"Huhuhuh... we have a town called Intercourse" (Pennsylvania)
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