So we get this wedding invitation in the mail.  It is for the son of one of Ben's mom's friends ( Read more... )

I get this email today that was advertising a product that BLEACHES YOUR ANAL SKIN.  Because apparently, it's not fashionable to have a butthole that's a darker shade than the surrounding skin.

WHAT?!

I do not understand!  Why is this an issue?????  Here are my questions:

A) Who is sitting around looking at your asshole?
B) Why are you sitting around ( Read more... )

If we pick a candidate for president based on who wears a fucking flag pin or not, then we don't deserve to have a country.  Seriously ( Read more... )

Way to yank a program before it ever has a chance ( Read more... )

Miss Teen South Carolina is going to be on before 8:00am Eastern to explain what happened at the pageant the other night.

I had an awesome poll created, but fucking LJ ate it.  DAMN YOU TO HELL.

Here's hoping that she just sounds like a regular teenager who let her nerves get the best of her, so people will quit judging my intelligence by her answers ( Read more... )

Several people have sent this video to me today. I keep reminding people that I am from Alabama and I only live in the state with an empty-headed teen beauty representative. This version is my favorite because someone actually subtitled all of the nonsense so you can read exactly what isn't being said ( Read more... )

Some ASSHOLE just backed up his truck to the Homeless Hotel across the street and dumped out some like, 3 month old puppies!!!!!!!!!

Ben has gone to retrieve the puppies and we will take them to the shelter when they open in a few hours.

I'm not a fan of dogs, but I don't want them hurt, either!

He....he.....he.....he just said....that the CHINESE....need to be eating American Beef.  Be...be..because, "They'll like it!  It's good for them!"

China's new nickname is officially "Mikey"

She's actually making K-Fed look like the more fit parent...


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