Now, this is some crazy shit.
I get this email today that was advertising a product that BLEACHES YOUR ANAL SKIN. Because apparently, it's not fashionable to have a butthole that's a darker shade than the surrounding skin.
WHAT?!
I do not understand! Why is this an issue????? Here are my questions:
A) Who is sitting around looking at your asshole?
B) Why are you sitting around looking at your asshole?
C) What is wrong with whomever suggested to you that your asshole color was offensive?
D) YOU DO REALIZE THAT SHIT COMES OUT OF IT, RIGHT? SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHAT COLOR IT IS??????
Well..I'm thinking of dyeing my vaginal walls purple for valentine's day. That's my new fashion. How about that? Makes just as much sense to me as A-HOLE BLEACHING!
WHAT?!
I do not understand! Why is this an issue????? Here are my questions:
A) Who is sitting around looking at your asshole?
B) Why are you sitting around looking at your asshole?
C) What is wrong with whomever suggested to you that your asshole color was offensive?
D) YOU DO REALIZE THAT SHIT COMES OUT OF IT, RIGHT? SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHAT COLOR IT IS??????
Well..I'm thinking of dyeing my vaginal walls purple for valentine's day. That's my new fashion. How about that? Makes just as much sense to me as A-HOLE BLEACHING!