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Um...

THIS is not news:


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I just watched a commercial funded by the corn refiners association that totally talks about how High Fructose Corn Syrup is "Superzomg Ok for you, Ok?"

Um.

Fail.

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The local newscaster was telling us how the price of corn is increasing, and how that is going to affect (effect?) a lot of other products that we may not know are made with corn, such as CORN SYRUP.

Yeah - I never would've guessed that corn syrup had anything to do with corn.

*eye roll*

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Saw Baskin-Robbins Bump Day mentioned somewhere as an ad online today, and I couldn't help but wonder - What about women who are very early on in their pregnancies, and as such would not have a discernible bump??  Do they just not get ice cream?  It doesn't say you have to have a bump of a specific size, just be an expectant mom.  I mean, Nicole ( Read more... )

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