SOMETHING IS AMISS AT THE ISLE OF DREAR!!!!

[purepansy]

THE RUMOURS OF DRACO'S AND MY RELOCATION ARE ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE!!!! MY SOLICITOR BROUGHT THE FINAL BATCH OF PAPERWORK TO ME THIS THURSDAY PAST, AND THE BALANCE OF THE FUNDS REMAINING IN REGARDS TO MY BUY-OUT OF THE BROWN FAMILY'S COMPLETELY INVALID AND RIDICULOUS CLAIM INTEREST IN THE ISLE OF DREAR HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO A TRUST IN THEIR

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[sinistra_prof]

A whomping willow that doesn't whomp and nifflers that niffle rubbish.

Are you sure that this is the Isle of Drear and that you've not simply landed on some island of misfit magical creatures, plants, and children?

[purepansy]

What?!?!

[sinistra_prof]

Is the ink already fading on what I've just written?

[purepansy]

NO!!!! BUT THERE IS A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!!!!

RIGHT?!?!

[pure_nobility]

It's unfortunate that the Cornish Pixies, while helpful, know very little of music. Rolly plays Cello, and Frippy is ace at accordian. The Pixies only seem to know how to hum.

I am partial to the Manticore, however

And as for your idea... I like the name "Isle of Drear Boo Hags" very much, but must they really be bonny and wee?

[purepansy]

YOU HATE ME!!!!

[pure_nobility]

I don't mind things that are bonny and wee, I quite like them in fact, but boo hags, as a general rule, are neither bonny nor wee.

[purepansy]

HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?! WHO IS THE BOO HAG EXPERT IN THIS HOUSE?!?!

[auror_moody]

Did Hooch and the boo hag arrive safely then, girly?

[purepansy]

HOOCH?!?! I ONLY CARE FOR LIVE CREATURES, MR AUROR MAN!!!!

[auror_moody]

HOOCH IS THE SODZILLA.

[purepansy]

SARSPARILLA IS NOT A HOOCH!!!!

[forever_cannons]

You're already a Methuselah.

[purepansy]

Oh, Ron WEASLEY.

I have something to tell you.

[forever_cannons]

Yeah?

[purepansy]

You know, not this past Friday, but the one before?