SOMETHING IS AMISS AT THE ISLE OF DREAR!!!!

[purepansy]

THE RUMOURS OF DRACO'S AND MY RELOCATION ARE ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE!!!! MY SOLICITOR BROUGHT THE FINAL BATCH OF PAPERWORK TO ME THIS THURSDAY PAST, AND THE BALANCE OF THE FUNDS REMAINING IN REGARDS TO MY BUY-OUT OF THE BROWN FAMILY'S COMPLETELY INVALID AND RIDICULOUS CLAIM INTEREST IN THE ISLE OF DREAR HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO A TRUST IN THEIR

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[sinistra_prof]

A whomping willow that doesn't whomp and nifflers that niffle rubbish.

Are you sure that this is the Isle of Drear and that you've not simply landed on some island of misfit magical creatures, plants, and children?

[purepansy]

What?!?!

[sinistra_prof]

Is the ink already fading on what I've just written?

[purepansy]

NO!!!! BUT THERE IS A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!!!!

RIGHT?!?!

[sinistra_prof]

Yes, even for creatures, plants, and people who don't work or function in the usual or expected way.

[purepansy]

AH.

SO, YOU'LL BE COMING ALONG, THEN?!?!

[sinistra_prof]

I can't imagine what you're on about, Pansy darling.

[purepansy]

WELL, YOU LIKE GIRL BITS, AND YOU SHOULDN'T!!!!

[sinistra_prof]

You like brother bits, and you shouldn't.

[purepansy]

ARE YOU COMING, OR NOT?!?! THE FLOO IS OPEN!!!!

[sinistra_prof]

Your Mummy and I need to have our bath first.

[purepansy]

GOD, EWWW!!!!