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SOMETHING IS AMISS AT THE ISLE OF DREAR!!!!
THE RUMOURS OF DRACO'S AND MY RELOCATION ARE ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE!!!! MY SOLICITOR BROUGHT THE FINAL BATCH OF PAPERWORK TO ME THIS THURSDAY PAST, AND THE BALANCE OF THE FUNDS REMAINING IN REGARDS TO MY BUY-OUT OF THE BROWN FAMILY'S COMPLETELY INVALID AND RIDICULOUS CLAIM INTEREST IN THE ISLE OF DREAR HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO A TRUST IN THEIR ( Read more... ) -
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MILLICENT!!!! -
MISSING!!!!
HAS ANYONE SEEN SARSPARILLA?!?!
AND MY RUDDY THUMB IS STILL FLATTENED AND THROBBING WITH PAIN!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS -- PINK IS A LOVELY COLOUR FOR A GUEST SUITE!!!! -
WELL THAT DIDN'T GO WELL AT ALL!!!!
Well, um, here I am!!!! Back earlier than I expected!!!!
Draco, do you fancy a spot of tea? MY STOMACH IS A BIT SOUR!!!!
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The trouble with being a princess . . .
The trouble with being a princess is, quite simply, one doesn't know what to do with everything one has. Princesses get whatever they want ( Read more... ) -
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Someone has once again stolen my capitalisation quill, and frankly it couldn't have happened on a worse day. If it were a leap year, on Tuesday my mother'd turn . . . well, I'm not sure actually, seeing as her birthday's the 29th of February . . . she would have seen 28th February 39 times, though, this year. I have a very elegant, floral piece of ( Read more... ) -
WEASLEY!!!!
All right, Weasley?
You didn't . . . did you? I mean to say . . . I didn't. So hopefully you didn't either. Right?
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY ANIMALS!!!! OR CREATURES!!!!
IT'S REALLY TOO BAD THEY HAD TO LET PROFESSOR GRUBBLY-PLANK GO AFTER FIFTH YEAR; I QUITE LIKED THE OLD BIRD, FOR SHE ALWAYS LET US PLAY WITH AND STUDY THE ANIMALS IN CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES, RATHER THAN THAT NEW BLOKE, WHO ONLY LETS HARRY POTTER TOUCH OR VISIT WITH THE REALLY BRILLIANT CREATURES IN CLASS, JUST LIKE THAT HAIRY OAF HAGRID DID!!!! I ( Read more... ) -
DRACO!!!!
PIGS IN A BLANKET!!!! -
BOXING DAY IS OVERRATED!!!!
YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY NOT ON TO LEAVE A GIRL BEHIND IN DIAGON ALLEY ON BOXING DAY WHEN THE FLOO HUBS ARE ALL CLOGGED AND THE ONLY OPTION IS THE KNIGHT BUS!!!! I HATE THE KNIGHT BUS!!!! IT SMELLS LIKE ROLLING SICK AND SMELLY FEET!!!! IT WAS VERY, VERY WRONG TO HAVE BEEN LEFT TO THE KNIGHT BUS, YOU KNOW. THAT SHUNPIKE BLOKE LIFTED MY SKIRT AND PEEKED ( Read more... )