When me and Harry were firsties he found this mirror. Supposedly it shows whatever is the thing that a person wants more than anything else in the world. He got me out of bed at 3 in the morning and dragged me across the castle in my pyjamas to show me it, that's how excited he was. You know what he saw ( Read more... )

Orange is a great colour. It's fun to paint with orange. Brush up, brush down. Brush up, brush down. Who knew you could just slap it on the wall and there it is? All orange. The more you put on the wall the more orange it gets. It stinks though. It would be nice if orange paint smelled like oranges. Or clementines. Is there a difference? Or ( Read more... )

So. Er, Harry, I didn't say so earlier, cause. You know.

But er, thanks. Seriously. I owe you something big.

And er, Pansy? Listen next time, why don't you?

You know, everyone always makes out that your last year of school is supposed to be this incredibly wonderful thing where you have loads of fun and do all these things you're supposd to remember for years and years and years. But so far all it's really been is loads and loads of work and not much fun ( Read more... )

Not too much to say, you know? Unless you want to hear the same old stuff that happens every day. Quidditch. Head Boy stuff. Meeting with prefects. Quidditch. Homework. Revising. Meetings. Occasionally one of my friends sets the library on fire or tries to beat people up in the hallway for no apparent reason, but other than that, it's the same ( Read more... )

Stupid book.

I don't know why it doesn't listen when you tell it you really don't have anything to say.

Well, actually, I do have things to say to people, but I reckon it's better to just keep it to myself. Because I reckon the things I want to say aren't really that important anyway.

Bloody hell, I'm an uncle!

Uncle Ron.

That's the best Christmas present ever.

'Innocent' and 'not guilty' are not the same thing.

So that's who it was. That's who was the serpent that talked like a raven.

Why didn't I see this sooner?

So obvious.

Not going to do it.  Nope, no way, forget it, no how.  No way am I interviewing a Malfoy.  I'll just have to fail this project.