Dear God, G-d, Allah, Jesus Christ, Mother Mary, Hare Krishna, Buddha, Lucifer, Vishnu, Osiris, Jupiter, Earth Goddess, Odin, and Zeus ( Read more... )

Dear God ( Read more... )

So. I KNOW that you people are over in the village and have been for quite some time. Last night I heard all sorts of blasts and crashes and screeches. And very early this morning an entire HERD of patronuses came galloping through my tent ( Read more... )

In my trousers pocket I have a list of all the most beautiful and relaxing beaches in all of the world. Included on that list is the Aspir Paralia, in Santorini, where I spent most of the summer holidays of my youth. I do not plan to visit the Aspir Paralia this year. Rather, I plan to travel to the beaches I have never been to before. The list ( Read more... )

YES, it's a platypus, and YES, it is pink. And NO, I cannot procure you one, Brown and Patil of Gryffindor. Nor can I tell you where I procured the creature. It's a secret, if you want to know the truth. Some of us have connections and would take care not to lose them ( Read more... )

Now that the Headmaster's inspired group detention has drawn to a close, I feel that I can finally sit down and share my thoughts on the matter. First, I would like to say that this group detention could not have possibly been a bigger waste of my time. Which is what detention is supposed to be, of course--a waste of time, so that you can endure ( Read more... )

My thursday night was spent with Professors Malfoy and Sinistra, plus Pansy, as it was my mother's 23rd birthday. There was sake, which I brought back from my brief stop-over in Japan, and the usual gift giving and festivities. Frippy's accordion muse was in fine form ( Read more... )

When a person is seventeen years of age, and is of sound mind and judgment, and is soon to face N.E.W.T.s and a life after Hogwarts, then that person should have the absolute and undeniable right to carry out their affairs as they best see fit. It is also worth mentioning that when one's time is fully spent on arduous N.E.W.T.s preparation, ( Read more... )

To whomever has been outfitting my House Elf in various items of clothing, I am not amused. In my past few visits to Professor Malfoy and Professor Sinistra's quarters I have found Frippy wearing: a lacy bib, a fringed and beaded scarf in aubergine and turquoise silk, a pair of cuban-heeled stockings with matching garters, a large feathered hat, ( Read more... )

The 'friendly-feud' between Daphne Greengrass and Tracey Davis progressed from minor annoyance, surpassing headache-inducing irritation and evnetually culminated in the other players threatening to go on strike unless something is done. I was grappling with the horns of this dilemma when a windfall came along and solved the problem for me. During ( Read more... )