Comments | pure_nobility: Thoughts on wasting time, lentils, and sleeplessness.

pure_nobility

Thoughts on wasting time, lentils, and sleeplessness.

May 07, 2005 12:47

Now that the Headmaster's inspired group detention has drawn to a close, I feel that I can finally sit down and share my thoughts on the matter. First, I would like to say that this group detention could not have possibly been a bigger waste of my time. Which is what detention is supposed to be, of course--a waste of time, so that you can endure ( Read more... )

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purepansy May 8 2005, 04:05:40 UTC

OOO, DRACO, I'M SO FANTASTICALLY HAPPY THAT OUR DETENTION'S COMPLETED AND WE NO LONGER ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR DECORATING GUEST SUITES IN THE CASTLE!!!! I HAVE A DIFFERING OPINION FROM YOU, THOUGH, ON THE MATTER OF THE LENTIL BAGS . . . I BROUGHT ONE BACK TO SLYTHERIN, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?!?! ERMENGARDE STOLE IT FROM ME!!!! RIGHT FROM MY HANDS!!!! RUDDY BINT, I'LL BE SEEKING MY REVENGE, MAKE NO BONES ABOUT IT!!!!

I've invited Potter to a family reunion, by the by!!!!

pure_nobility May 8 2005, 04:55:46 UTC

Letil bags seem like something a house elf would sleep on, if you ask me. No lower lumbar support whatsoever.

... has he declined or accepted?

purepansy May 8 2005, 04:57:44 UTC

IF YOU SIT IN MY LAP, I SHALL BE YOUR LUMBAR SUPPORT!!!!

I'm not sure, actually.

pure_nobility May 8 2005, 05:03:53 UTC

But I'll kill you if I do that!

Hm... well, let me know in advance, I suppose. I can't decide if I want him to decline or accept. I'm very intolerant of his company, you understand. But I do see your point in extending the invitation, just the same.

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the_smart_one May 8 2005, 04:08:28 UTC

There isn't anything wrong with working together in the face of a common goal.

For your information, bean bag chairs are very popular, particularly with our age group.

pure_nobility May 8 2005, 04:57:08 UTC

Oh, drop the act. You were as miserable as the rest of us. Perhaps moreso, as the whole affair took time away from your precious books.

nott_a_lot May 9 2005, 20:11:06 UTC

Apparently a group of strangers has decided that, since Hogwarts is currently the safest place in the United Kingdom to live in, they must take residence here immediately.

I suppose either Headmaster Dumbledore owed the lot of them huge favours, or they now owe him big for this.