Thoughts on wasting time, lentils, and sleeplessness.

[pure_nobility]

Now that the Headmaster's inspired group detention has drawn to a close, I feel that I can finally sit down and share my thoughts on the matter. First, I would like to say that this group detention could not have possibly been a bigger waste of my time. Which is what detention is supposed to be, of course--a waste of time, so that you can endure

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[purepansy]

OOO, DRACO, I'M SO FANTASTICALLY HAPPY THAT OUR DETENTION'S COMPLETED AND WE NO LONGER ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR DECORATING GUEST SUITES IN THE CASTLE!!!! I HAVE A DIFFERING OPINION FROM YOU, THOUGH, ON THE MATTER OF THE LENTIL BAGS . . . I BROUGHT ONE BACK TO SLYTHERIN, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?!?! ERMENGARDE STOLE IT FROM ME!!!! RIGHT FROM MY HANDS!!!! RUDDY BINT, I'LL BE SEEKING MY REVENGE, MAKE NO BONES ABOUT IT!!!!

I've invited Potter to a family reunion, by the by!!!!

[pure_nobility]

Letil bags seem like something a house elf would sleep on, if you ask me. No lower lumbar support whatsoever.

... has he declined or accepted?

[purepansy]

IF YOU SIT IN MY LAP, I SHALL BE YOUR LUMBAR SUPPORT!!!!

I'm not sure, actually.

[pure_nobility]

But I'll kill you if I do that!

Hm... well, let me know in advance, I suppose. I can't decide if I want him to decline or accept. I'm very intolerant of his company, you understand. But I do see your point in extending the invitation, just the same.

[purepansy]

YOU COULD NEVER EVER KILL ME, DRACO!!!! MAYBE I FEEL LIKE GETTING SQUASHED BY YOU ANYHOW!!!! MAYBE WE'LL EXPLODE THE LENTIL BAG OR SOMETHING!!!!

Never let be said that we are not generous. I shall keep you aprised.

[pure_nobility]

I could squash you dead. I'm sort of strapping, you know. But if you really want, I suppose I ought to oblige. After that, it might be fun to take turns leaping on the lentil bag chair just to see who can explode it first.

[purepansy]

I LOVE THAT YOU'RE TALL AND STRAPPING, OF COURSE!!!! I LIKE THAT YOU CAN CARRY ME AROUND ON YOUR BACK LIKE A RUCKSACK, AND WEAK, STRINGY BOYS COULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!

And then we can Reparo the lentil bag, and do it again, and then when we're tired we can relax and I shall read to you from Young Cosmopolitan Witch!!!!

[pure_nobility]

Thank you. I must say I prefer that you are short, because tall girls, like Mayree Sioux, are decidedly dodgy. Hey... can I make a few passes up the stairs with you on my back? I think it would be good training for the quidditch cup final.

Maybe we should fill the bag chair with some other things, too, just to see what happens. We could fill it with rice, for example. Or shredded coconut.

[purepansy]

EXCELLENT!!!! I SHALL PUT ON MY FAERIE WINGS!!!!

OOO, COCONUT!!!! OR POPCORN!!!!