SOMETHING IS AMISS AT THE ISLE OF DREAR!!!!

[purepansy]

THE RUMOURS OF DRACO'S AND MY RELOCATION ARE ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE!!!! MY SOLICITOR BROUGHT THE FINAL BATCH OF PAPERWORK TO ME THIS THURSDAY PAST, AND THE BALANCE OF THE FUNDS REMAINING IN REGARDS TO MY BUY-OUT OF THE BROWN FAMILY'S COMPLETELY INVALID AND RIDICULOUS CLAIM INTEREST IN THE ISLE OF DREAR HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO A TRUST IN THEIR

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[forever_cannons]

You're already a Methuselah.

[purepansy]

Oh, Ron WEASLEY.

I have something to tell you.

[forever_cannons]

Yeah?

[purepansy]

You know, not this past Friday, but the one before?

[forever_cannons]

I wouldn't exactly forget it.

[purepansy]

I KNOW THAT!!!!

But, the thing is, no one else shall ever be able to forget it either!!!!

I saw a Methuselah Tree. I saw it grow right then and there.

[forever_cannons]

I never heard of that before. What is it?

[purepansy]

I EXPECT YOU WERE SLACKING OFF IN THAT PARTICULAR HERBOLOGY LESSON?!?!

Anyhow, a Methuselah Tree is traditionally a Bristlecone, and it represents longevity. The Muggles know of one lone grove of Methuselah trees over in the West Country, but the Muggles have made the Methuselah grove Unplottable.

A Methuselah Tree is a tree that was a sappling prior to the Muggle Egyptian pyramids being built. They are rare. They will only mature when a great force of positive energy touches every corner of our earth. And when that happens, they grow enormously fast and tall.

And they can never be killed or die.

[forever_cannons]

... oh. That's -

Thanks for telling me. I think I'd like to see it sometime.

[purepansy]

I will show you where it is when you're ready.

[forever_cannons]

Thanks, Pansy.

[purepansy]

You are welcome. That's what friends do, right?

[forever_cannons]

Yeah, it is.