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[puckinyourmom]

Hey, Hufflepuff.

I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.

And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.

Comments

What the hell did I just read? And keywords are relevant

[testdriveme]

You read genius

[puckinyourmom]

What's up, Link?

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[testdriveme]

Sounds like you have a lot going on..

:D

[puckinyourmom]

...what does that mean?

[genki_ni_yuuki]

Noah Puckerman! You just earned yourself detention.

[puckinyourmom]

What? Why?

[genki_ni_yuuki]

You can't just say that stuff!There is no such thing as a... throbbing cock of justice. You also can't say that you'll have sex with adults! Didn't you listen to that guy who came in?

[puckinyourmom]

There is a such thing, it's the Slytherin Quidditch team.

[lovelycassie]

Oh wow. I didn't know people actually snogged those.

[puckinyourmom]

They have to start practicing, so they don't start crying during the game.

[lovelycassie]

I don't think they'll actually cry, except maybe for Roxas. But mostly no,

[puckinyourmom]

If the captain cries, he fucks the whole team up.

[plastic_spastic]

Classy, as always.

[puckinyourmom]

Amber.

Suck my dick.

[plastic_spastic]

Thanks for the offer, but I'll leave that for your groupies.

[puckinyourmom]

That's probably better, they're not frigid psychos.

[toothballs]

That's disgusting!

[toothballs]

Besides, we don't say mean things about your mums! Stop it with the trash talk!

[puckinyourmom]

You're not even on the team, chill.

[toothballs]

I'm friends with some of them! And we're all badgers, so we're really all friends!