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[puckinyourmom]

Hey, Hufflepuff.

I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.

And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.

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[toothballs]

That's disgusting!

[toothballs]

Besides, we don't say mean things about your mums! Stop it with the trash talk!

[puckinyourmom]

You're not even on the team, chill.

[toothballs]

I'm friends with some of them! And we're all badgers, so we're really all friends!

[puckinyourmom]

I'm not friends with every Slytherin.

[toothballs]

That's why you're gonna looooose.

[puckinyourmom]

I only need to get along with the team.

[toothballs]

You won't be saying that when someone you need won't help you 'cause you're too mean!

[puckinyourmom]

Puckasaurus doesn't need help.

[toothballs]

Everyone needs help sometimes.