puckinyourmom
Apr 13, 2011 18:24
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
...I'm sorry. I won't whip my dick out again.
((ooc: He's under Crane's potion now which means he does everything he's told. He was being a dick in the common room and someone told him to fuck himself. He was told to STOP very quickly after but feel free to be that person if you're a Slytherin.))
~link,
rock out with your cock out,
~sana,
~rachel,
~jules,
have you ever been high as fuck,
thank you crane,
not pumped,
~alfred,
~lauren
puckinyourmom
Mar 15, 2011 20:46
Hey, Hufflepuff.
I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.
And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.
~roxas,
~yukimi,
~link,
hufflepuff is for losers,
~sana,
~xion,
fuck yeah me,
quidditch,
~nepeta,
~dean,
~amber,
~lauren,
~cassie,
~maron
puckinyourmom
Mar 03, 2011 14:17
Practice sucked. I knocked the shit out of myself because I couldn't focus, because I kept getting yelled at.
[Have some little blood spatters, courtesy of Puck's nose!]
Seriously, this is garbage. If I go to hospital wing, you think I can get them to keep me through class tomorrow?
school's for suckers,
~link,
~sana,
~kate,
bitch and moan,
because i'm dumb,
quidditch,
~alfred
puckinyourmom
Nov 10, 2010 21:59
...seriously, who did this? This is already like the gayest school there is, I should kick someone's ass for this.
I got pink sparkles on me on the way to practice today. Pink sparkles! Can you believe that shit? I thought I was gonna get fondled in the locker room by some dude.
Not cool, guys.
~coraline,
bitch and moan,
~jules,
~link,
don't wanna catch the gay,
~amber,
~sana