Alright, Slytherin.

I'm in charge of the team now. You all have to call me Captain Puckster at all times, or you're off of it.

Speaking of that, try outs are Friday after class. We're gonna make it the second year in a row kicking everyone else in the twat, so only the best.

Does anybody know how to

Has anyone ever had

Who was I with the other night? I think something happened.

((ooc: Strikes hackable!))

I spent my entire day looking for one of those stripper cakes, you know? Turns out, you have to put the girl in after you bake it.

Hannah got her Hogwarts letter. If anyone tries pulling any of that hazing shit on her, I'll tie you to one of the goal posts.

I've gotta go home. Right now.

Thanks, Cass, for letting me stay. I took the covers on all your pictures down.

I kinda miss being in school. If my mum wants to bitch at me, she has to wait for an owl to get there, during breaks, she can just call me whenever she wants.

"Noah, where are you? Noah, you should tell me before you take off to the other end of the country. Noah, you aren't on the run from the police, are you?"

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What the fuck is this? Everyone's gonna look back and all they'll remember from this year is my giant throbbing stiffy for erklings. Which is made up, and not true at all.

...why does everyone just assume I'm gonna do something stupid on the trip?

Quit judging me, I can behave. I'm doing it right now.

Sucks for you guys, mine is hilarious.

Puckasaurus to Gryffindor.

Yeah, every last one of you assholes.

Suck it.

And just so you know, I mean my dick.