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Mar 15, 2011 20:46

Hey, Hufflepuff.

I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.

And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.

~roxas, ~yukimi, ~link, hufflepuff is for losers, ~sana, ~xion, fuck yeah me, quidditch, ~nepeta, ~dean, ~amber, ~lauren, ~cassie, ~maron

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genki_ni_yuuki March 16 2011, 05:06:40 UTC

Noah Puckerman! You just earned yourself detention.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:07:49 UTC

What? Why?

genki_ni_yuuki March 16 2011, 05:10:42 UTC

You can't just say that stuff!There is no such thing as a... throbbing cock of justice. You also can't say that you'll have sex with adults! Didn't you listen to that guy who came in?

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:13:00 UTC

There is a such thing, it's the Slytherin Quidditch team.

genki_ni_yuuki March 16 2011, 05:15:39 UTC

I'm dating the former Captain of the team. It's not true.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:28:05 UTC

So...he can't get it up?

genki_ni_yuuki March 16 2011, 05:29:48 UTC

That's not what I'm saying!

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:36:26 UTC

...oh.

yukimi_mama March 16 2011, 05:30:07 UTC

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

broomscankill March 16 2011, 05:35:18 UTC

yukimi_mama March 16 2011, 05:37:10 UTC

DEAN. GET OUT.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:36:50 UTC

That's what it sounded like, okay!

yukimi_mama March 16 2011, 05:29:31 UTC

[His hand writing's all over the place because he's laughing so hard right now while trying to be serious.]

Puck. Just listen to Maron.

genki_ni_yuuki March 16 2011, 05:30:45 UTC

This is your fault!

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:37:16 UTC

Fine...

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