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Mar 15, 2011 20:46

Hey, Hufflepuff.

I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.

And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.

~roxas, ~yukimi, ~link, hufflepuff is for losers, ~sana, ~xion, fuck yeah me, quidditch, ~nepeta, ~dean, ~amber, ~lauren, ~cassie, ~maron

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plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 05:17:02 UTC

Classy, as always.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:29:46 UTC

Amber.

Suck my dick.

plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 05:32:17 UTC

Thanks for the offer, but I'll leave that for your groupies.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:38:35 UTC

That's probably better, they're not frigid psychos.

plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 05:39:56 UTC

I am not frigid!

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:41:03 UTC

Yeah, you are.

plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 05:42:29 UTC

Sorry for not being up to your high standard of whore.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:44:11 UTC

It's not hard.

plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 05:45:20 UTC

I think I'll stay where I am.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:47:29 UTC

Your loss.

plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 05:49:04 UTC

I bet if Link has a few drinks, he'll suck your dick.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:51:42 UTC

What? No he won't!

plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 05:54:26 UTC

I know that you noticed how much hair product he uses.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:56:34 UTC

...so?

plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 05:58:12 UTC

He might bat for the other team, just for you. He idolizes you, in one of those creepy stalker ways.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 06:00:12 UTC

Because I'm awesome, not because he wants my junk.

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