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[puckinyourmom]

Hey, Hufflepuff.

I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.

And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.

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[thirteenlights]

That's gross.

[puckinyourmom]

Is she ugly?

[thirteenlights]

What are you even talking about?

[puckinyourmom]

Your mum, it's not gross if she's hot.

[whoeverlooks]

Do you really have to say it like that?

[puckinyourmom]

Uh. Yeah?

[whoeverlooks]

So you really can't just say "we're going to beat you." Why are you so gross?

[puckinyourmom]

Because I'm a dude?

[bauhaus_mind]

I see you have already been given a detention for this.

[puckinyourmom]

Yeah, she's pretty quick about it...

[bauhaus_mind]

Which rules do you think you broke to earn such a punishment?

[puckinyourmom]

No yelling about cocks?

[myaovalouswitch]

....
i'm glad i'm not on hufflepuff....

[puckinyourmom]

Well, we already spanked Gryffindor.

[myaovalouswitch]

what!!! no you didn't!!!

>:(( *ac wasn't spanked!!*

[puckinyourmom]

Yeah, we did. We kicked your asses this year.

Sometimes there just are no words

[wrestlingwitch]

[just....inkblots]

sometimes that's for the best.

[puckinyourmom]

Hey.

[wrestlingwitch]

Puckerman. Good to know we can always count on you for brilliant anecdotes.

[puckinyourmom]

I bet I could be a writer if I wanted.