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Mar 15, 2011 20:46

Hey, Hufflepuff.

I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.

And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.

~roxas, ~yukimi, ~link, hufflepuff is for losers, ~sana, ~xion, fuck yeah me, quidditch, ~nepeta, ~dean, ~amber, ~lauren, ~cassie, ~maron

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Sometimes there just are no words wrestlingwitch March 18 2011, 05:52:55 UTC

[just....inkblots]

sometimes that's for the best. puckinyourmom March 18 2011, 06:56:36 UTC

Hey.

wrestlingwitch March 18 2011, 07:04:27 UTC

Puckerman. Good to know we can always count on you for brilliant anecdotes.

puckinyourmom March 19 2011, 02:18:01 UTC

I bet I could be a writer if I wanted.

wrestlingwitch March 19 2011, 04:56:46 UTC

No.

puckinyourmom March 19 2011, 19:09:00 UTC

What? This shit is golden.

wrestlingwitch March 23 2011, 01:04:57 UTC

Only if we're talking Fool's Gold.

puckinyourmom March 23 2011, 01:05:45 UTC

What was that? Awesome Gold?

1/2 wrestlingwitch March 23 2011, 01:11:43 UTC

Oh, I didn't realize you had difficulty reading. Just a sec.

Voice wrestlingwitch March 23 2011, 01:13:22 UTC

Let me put it this way: it's more likely for Alfred Jones to suddenly decide he wants to quit Quidditch and join a monastery than it is for you to write something of value.

Voice puckinyourmom March 23 2011, 01:15:02 UTC

He might as well join a monastery, he's not getting any anyways.

Voice wrestlingwitch March 23 2011, 01:29:03 UTC

Hm. You know, I hear that's what guys say when they aren't getting any themselves.

Voice puckinyourmom March 23 2011, 01:30:06 UTC

Well, I am, so...

Voice wrestlingwitch March 23 2011, 03:09:20 UTC

That's what they all say.

Voice puckinyourmom March 23 2011, 04:12:10 UTC

I did Cassie last week.

Voice wrestlingwitch March 23 2011, 05:18:40 UTC

Wow. TMI.

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