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Mar 15, 2011 20:46

Hey, Hufflepuff.

I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.

And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.

~roxas, ~yukimi, ~link, hufflepuff is for losers, ~sana, ~xion, fuck yeah me, quidditch, ~nepeta, ~dean, ~amber, ~lauren, ~cassie, ~maron

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thirteenlights March 16 2011, 09:44:12 UTC

That's gross.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 15:44:41 UTC

Is she ugly?

thirteenlights March 16 2011, 20:17:07 UTC

What are you even talking about?

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 21:55:12 UTC

Your mum, it's not gross if she's hot.

thirteenlights March 16 2011, 22:00:51 UTC

Hate to burst your bubble, but I've got two dads. Though I'm sure that's more your thing.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 22:58:06 UTC

...oh. Guess that explains the Hufflepuff thing.

thirteenlights March 16 2011, 23:05:12 UTC

What Hufflepuff thing?

puckinyourmom March 18 2011, 02:26:53 UTC

Hufflepuffs aren't known for being manly men?

thirteenlights March 18 2011, 02:43:28 UTC

Oh, so just because our house has the most girls means we're not manly?

puckinyourmom March 18 2011, 02:49:42 UTC

No, that part's awesome. But you guys are about smiles and innocence. When's the last time one of you got in trouble?

thirteenlights March 18 2011, 02:54:40 UTC

I get into trouble plenty of times.

I just don't advertise it like Slytherins do.

puckinyourmom March 18 2011, 06:53:02 UTC

We don't advertise, we're just more badass.

thirteenlights March 18 2011, 06:55:06 UTC

Also known as being a moron.

puckinyourmom March 19 2011, 02:19:39 UTC

It isn't the same.

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