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This thing is still here?

Hay fatty fat fat. fat. Take the "al" out and you are left with "fat" haha.
am I funny? no.

POsting this was a terrible waste of my charm.

...just as a liar will always be a liar ( Read more... )

Carah just attacked me, stole my knife, and threatened to tell everybody that I tried to stab her. I have filed a police report and everything, but I just don't know what rumors you're going to hear about me.

~Maus

The end has come.

But oh... what to do with this information?

Is this thing still fucking here ( Read more... )

... or is it americas birthday today... Perhaps Santa's ( Read more... )

So I am a gamer. yes, always have been, always will be ( Read more... )

Friday was supposedly the day Jesus died... So thus it is called "Good Friday". does that seem a little twisted to anyone else ( Read more... )

~I hurt my ankle really bad (Totally my fault, not looking for sympathy. I am a dumbass ( Read more... )