HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!

Jul 04, 2006 19:17

... or is it americas birthday today... Perhaps Santa's?

Well anyway in the spirit of tradition I will be cutting down a pine tree, placing it in my house, decorating it with little flags and stars, and then blow the fucking shit out of it with little japanese made bombs. Then I will dress up like a bunny and hand out little cards that say "Be Mine" while president lincoln throws a fucking silver dollar across some river or fucking other.... Whilst That betty bitch what sewn the flag has a cheeseburger shoved up her ass. And the whole time The virgin mary is aborting gay babies and feeding them to stray feral children.

I think that about covers it.

-=[Maus]=-
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