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Friday was supposedly the day Jesus died... So thus it is called "Good Friday". does that seem a little twisted to anyone else?
Subject 1: "Jesus Died on friday man..."
Subject 2:"Oh yeah? good."
The following sunday Jesus Raises as a zombie.
Ext. field... no rocks (zombie jesus is anti rock)
Subject 1: "hey look, Jesus Is back from the dead."
Subject 2: "Cool man, hey that reminds me of bunnies, candy, and eggs."
Subject 1: "Me to."
Zombie Jesus: "Eat of this pasta... for it is my braaaaaiiiiinss... " *gargle
Subject 1: "Jesus Died on friday man..."
Subject 2:"Oh yeah? good."
The following sunday Jesus Raises as a zombie.
Ext. field... no rocks (zombie jesus is anti rock)
Subject 1: "hey look, Jesus Is back from the dead."
Subject 2: "Cool man, hey that reminds me of bunnies, candy, and eggs."
Subject 1: "Me to."
Zombie Jesus: "Eat of this pasta... for it is my braaaaaiiiiinss... " *gargle