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She's got my back
Do not lament for the way the Universe was or never will be again. She is always perfect for you now. Redecipher the heiroglyphs. Reconstruct the flawless feeling of a happy fatted mad genius stockpiling documents in his bunker daze before dropping dual soliloquys and off into livejournal dead air space for months, years or eternities at a time. -
Indy Pendants Day
Fire works. I can get by with a microwave oven. Can a smartphone replace a computer? I haven't posted in almost five years. What have I been doing instead? These bodies are still here under nearly the very selfsame headstones. How long can we trust the Russians to preserve our mythologies? I can still read my mother's posts. You can still read mine ( Read more... ) -
Spring Breakers (transcript)
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Donde esta la biblioteca?
Ayuda me, Dios! Ayudame, hermanita! Donde esta la descargita? Porque yo tengo los azules.. Si, tengo hambre de amor.. I miss my baby... Dont see her anymore.. Any fucking day now... She'll walk right thru the door.. I get bored and I get lonely. I get chemically depressed. Sold my soul to Satan just to be the best. Got a bulletproof vest. Put my ( Read more... ) -
The G.C. Experiment (phase I)
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The L00s3 Palace of Exile on Maine Street
This is me huffing on the exhaust of my fucked up flux capacit0r. I arrive to enlighten th33 from the red planet shining above. Rust never sleeps. Playing for keeps. Playing to lose. Velcro shoes. I am such a friggin retard. I was almost self-sufficient but like that rusty trombone player Neil Young howled... Why do I keep fucking up? Well? Oh yeah ( Read more... ) -
WTF PowWeb!?!
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Sitdown Comedy II
So, anyways... Two Jews walk into a bar and no one pays for shit.. An Irishman walks out of the bar.. What the fuck?!? A man walks into a bar and dies of a massive cranial hemmhorage. He should have ducked. Speaking of duck, have you ever had any good Chinese food? Dog Fried Rice is divine.. General Tso's Housecat will make you cream your jeans. My ( Read more... ) -
Sitdown Comedy
Greetings earthlings! I am Budda Holly. That's Buddy Holly with an A instead of a Y. Why? Because we love you. M-O-U-S-E! Have you ever been to Disney World.. on mushrooms?!? Talk about a fucking trip. That place is ridiculous. They got all these people walking around, making minimum wage, dressed up as all the favourite Disney characters of your ( Read more... ) -
The Postrockalypse Party
This post is to announce the presidential candidacy of one George Brandon Byram, the smartest man I've ever met besides the man in the mirror, Jesus Christ, our personal Lord and Saviour. I will be his running mate. We are running for the Postrockalypse Party, which has been going on since 2004. Details are available at world famous postrockalypse. ( Read more... )