The G.C. Experiment (phase I)
11:42 AM
TRIP ONE
Hot Plate: Lasagna, Lo Mein with BBQ Ribs, 2 Egg Rolls, Fried Rice
Cold Plate: Egg Salad, Tuna Salad, Bean Salad, Cole Slaw, 2 Deviled Eggs
1 Cup of Coffee with Equal on Ice
11:56
Dry Chinese food. No soy sauce. =( Whacked off a Texas Pete Original Hot Sauce bottle all over both plates as some sort of ghetto Sysco consolation prize.
11:58
Feet hurt so BAD. Kicked off shoes like a felon.
circa 12:09
Mountain Dew on ice.
12:12
Opened all medications received from Walgreens. Disposed of papers and plastic bags.
Aripriprazole 30mg x 30
LiCO3 600mg x 60
Benztropine 0.5mg x 60
Levothyroxine 50mcg x 30
12:22
Abilify 90mg, 3g Lithium Carbonate, 5mg Cogentin, 450mg Synhtroid: Ingested in one heroic swallow.
12:31
Quick & Dirty Figurin'
$1089.1 + $38 + $12.4 + $12.6 = $1152.1 worth of medication for $0 co-pay PCP
12:39
3 minutes left to finish 2 colding plates within first hour. Time to shift into turbo mode. Abandoned plates one and two at 85% completion level.
12:42
TRIP 2 - "The Des(s)ert Pl8"
1 slice carrot cake, 1 slice blueberry pie, Fudge Brownie, Apple Cobbler, Warm Bread Puddin: all topped with soft serve froyo.
12:49
Bathroom Break One: 19 second urin8ion followed by trip #3 to Bar for the "Pub Grub Platter": Hush Puppies, Southern Fried FIsh, Battered Onion Rings, Steak Fries, Deviled Eggs and 1 medium sized whole fried jalapeño all drizzled (my nizzle) with ranch and horny mouse turds. By the time made back to my booth in the dunce's corner the froyo on my dessert pl8 melted. I will digest it anyway, dutifully.
13:15
Meditation & Acclimation Subroutine
Chomped about 59% of my whole jalapeño, butt end first. About as spicy as a pickaninny's watermelon. How I miss the preparations of Ruth(ie) "Roti" Singh-Lowtan, may she rest in pease. Chugged a sweet tea then the rest of my Mountain Doo. Sp(r)outed some bilingual freestyle for Miguel, my garçon-du-jour.
13:30
Mission to scout more varied beverage choices. Decided to order a root beer. Swung by the meat station to inquire about the ETA of real steak and hot wings. Ended up bringing a meat pl8 back to the booth: one half a slab of beef pot roast with attendant veggies and a chicken fried steak with gravy. Due to a lack of tabletop square inchage and its unfortunate resemblance to vomit, decided to abort the delicious but disastrous dessert pl8 - 19%
13:42
HOUR TWO - Poop Break 1
13:48
Back to the FuturaT face-filling fatast feast furniture, feeling kilograms less heavy--bowel movement tan, slightly watery but not a total diarrheaic splatterfest. Did the best asswipe job I could muster without bleeding on account of the sub-disneyworld excuse for toilet paper. (Note to Self: Next time--if there is a next time--bring several dozen sheets of the blessed Quilted Northern.) Washed hands with the lukecool water and returned to BOOTH.
13:57
Getting real itchy here. Must make unplanned return trip to restroom to complete half-assed wiping job. Broke the paper towel machine in the handicap stall halfway off-the-wall by slight accident. Went at total anal cleansing with a wet paper towel from the anterior dispenser. Squeaky clean.
14:14
Experiment terminated by unanimous consent. Left on table: SRTB SweetRoot TeaBeer (2 glasses), meat plate (9%) and bar plate (25%).
14:18
Exeunt
TRIP ONE
Hot Plate: Lasagna, Lo Mein with BBQ Ribs, 2 Egg Rolls, Fried Rice
Cold Plate: Egg Salad, Tuna Salad, Bean Salad, Cole Slaw, 2 Deviled Eggs
1 Cup of Coffee with Equal on Ice
11:56
Dry Chinese food. No soy sauce. =( Whacked off a Texas Pete Original Hot Sauce bottle all over both plates as some sort of ghetto Sysco consolation prize.
11:58
Feet hurt so BAD. Kicked off shoes like a felon.
circa 12:09
Mountain Dew on ice.
12:12
Opened all medications received from Walgreens. Disposed of papers and plastic bags.
Aripriprazole 30mg x 30
LiCO3 600mg x 60
Benztropine 0.5mg x 60
Levothyroxine 50mcg x 30
12:22
Abilify 90mg, 3g Lithium Carbonate, 5mg Cogentin, 450mg Synhtroid: Ingested in one heroic swallow.
12:31
Quick & Dirty Figurin'
$1089.1 + $38 + $12.4 + $12.6 = $1152.1 worth of medication for $0 co-pay PCP
12:39
3 minutes left to finish 2 colding plates within first hour. Time to shift into turbo mode. Abandoned plates one and two at 85% completion level.
12:42
TRIP 2 - "The Des(s)ert Pl8"
1 slice carrot cake, 1 slice blueberry pie, Fudge Brownie, Apple Cobbler, Warm Bread Puddin: all topped with soft serve froyo.
12:49
Bathroom Break One: 19 second urin8ion followed by trip #3 to Bar for the "Pub Grub Platter": Hush Puppies, Southern Fried FIsh, Battered Onion Rings, Steak Fries, Deviled Eggs and 1 medium sized whole fried jalapeño all drizzled (my nizzle) with ranch and horny mouse turds. By the time made back to my booth in the dunce's corner the froyo on my dessert pl8 melted. I will digest it anyway, dutifully.
13:15
Meditation & Acclimation Subroutine
Chomped about 59% of my whole jalapeño, butt end first. About as spicy as a pickaninny's watermelon. How I miss the preparations of Ruth(ie) "Roti" Singh-Lowtan, may she rest in pease. Chugged a sweet tea then the rest of my Mountain Doo. Sp(r)outed some bilingual freestyle for Miguel, my garçon-du-jour.
13:30
Mission to scout more varied beverage choices. Decided to order a root beer. Swung by the meat station to inquire about the ETA of real steak and hot wings. Ended up bringing a meat pl8 back to the booth: one half a slab of beef pot roast with attendant veggies and a chicken fried steak with gravy. Due to a lack of tabletop square inchage and its unfortunate resemblance to vomit, decided to abort the delicious but disastrous dessert pl8 - 19%
13:42
HOUR TWO - Poop Break 1
13:48
Back to the FuturaT face-filling fatast feast furniture, feeling kilograms less heavy--bowel movement tan, slightly watery but not a total diarrheaic splatterfest. Did the best asswipe job I could muster without bleeding on account of the sub-disneyworld excuse for toilet paper. (Note to Self: Next time--if there is a next time--bring several dozen sheets of the blessed Quilted Northern.) Washed hands with the lukecool water and returned to BOOTH.
13:57
Getting real itchy here. Must make unplanned return trip to restroom to complete half-assed wiping job. Broke the paper towel machine in the handicap stall halfway off-the-wall by slight accident. Went at total anal cleansing with a wet paper towel from the anterior dispenser. Squeaky clean.
14:14
Experiment terminated by unanimous consent. Left on table: SRTB SweetRoot TeaBeer (2 glasses), meat plate (9%) and bar plate (25%).
14:18
Exeunt