The Postrockalypse Party

[postrockalypse]

This post is to announce the presidential candidacy of one George Brandon Byram, the smartest man I've ever met besides the man in the mirror, Jesus Christ, our personal Lord and Saviour. I will be his running mate. We are running for the Postrockalypse Party, which has been going on since 2004. Details are available at world famous postrockalypse.com, which if you explore like an Egyptian pyramid will grant you much wisdom and insight. Us two badass American geniuses are a great alternative to the likes of four more years of bullshit from the likes of Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and the rest of those pedestrian promise peddlers. It's time to let the best and the brightest have a chance to lead our great nation. Please support us in our quest in any ways you can and will. Thank you and God bless America the Beautiful.

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