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My internet confession
I feel like that last entry was to vague. I need to be a lot more specific. I have made a lot of bad decisions since I have lived in Santa Cruz. When I was asked about those bad decisions I would lie or deny them out of fear of getting caught or getting in trouble or something of that nature. I know really mature. I sound like a ten year old with ( Read more... ) -
Breaking News!!!
I have offically become the biggest asshole I know! Probobly the biggest asshole you know too. I am not writing this because I want people to tell me that I am not. I am making this statement so people know that I am not blind to fact that I can be an absolute selfish prick ( Read more... ) -
Where is Frank Cappra when I need him.
Christmas has become little more than an excuse for me to brush up on my Jimmy Stewart impression.
By the way,you know you have hit rock Bottom when your Christmas day plans entail having fried chicken for dinner at your bartender's house -
Happy Holidays!!!!
My housemate, Elinore just left for oregon today. I have the whole apartment to myself for the next two weeks. Hello naked dish washing ( Read more... ) -
First weekend of November = Pussy!!!!
That is right folks, Joel Markham is planning on having a weekend full of Pussy! Alisha and Chelsea are gone for the weekend so you guessed it....
I get to cat sit Presto. -
Baaa Humbug!!!!
I feel like the Ebineezer Scrooge of Halloween. Everyone seems so excited about dressing up in skanky nurse costumes and going to partys getting wasted off candy corn and all that other Halloween shit ( Read more... ) -
I have a Crush on Fanta
Some days it takes the smile of a friendly face to lift my spirits. But today all it took was a cheese burger and an orange soda. I much prefer the happiness you get from a full stomach to pretty much anything else ( Read more... ) -
I love milk, cause I'm a baby!!!
Have I ever told you about Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola ( Read more... ) -
Ian Cross helped me out of the closet (literaly)
Hey!!!
Remember the days where I was really sad and complained about girls all the time.
They're Back!!! -
HAPPY INDIPENDENCE DAY
4TH OF JULY IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY OF THE THE YEAR ( Read more... )