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Bring my baby back
The last two weeks have felt very long and very empty. I'm sure it is due partly to the chaos of moving from one house to another and also due to the fact that my beautiful girl friend has been out of town with some deathly illness. I can not even start to explain how much I miss her ( Read more... ) -
When it comes to love you give what you get.
The Happy Part ( Read more... ) -
Conclusions
In Australia they are always one day ahead of us.
That is why their food is so good. It is from the Future. -
Glory Days
As I was walking to work the other day I noticed two mexican kids pushing another kid up against a chain link fence. With closer inspection I realized the third kid was both wearing glasses and overweight. I couldn't help but smile at this discovery. Remember when having fun at others expense was cool?
Those were the days! -
In like Flinn
Hey did you hear about the band that Han Solo started with Fred Durst in the mid 90's. They had a number one single on the Billboard charts.
The title of the song was "I did it all for the Wookie" -
The best advice I've heard in a while...
"Whatever happened to playing a hunch? The element of surprise, random acts of unpredictability? If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced."
-Fox Mulder -
Stuart the Rock that never crumbles.
This is the letter I always wanted to write to my younger Brother, Stuart ( Read more... ) -
one day a rain is gonna come
Yesterday morning,as soon as Alisha left for christmas vacation I heard a down pour of rain beat against the bedroom window. I couldn't bear to pull down the covers from over my head until nine o'clock that evening. It must have been a sign of things to come in the next three weeks. The signs reads Joel has three weeks until he has to shave, shower ( Read more... ) -
All I can think of is sexy thoughts...
Lately I have been thinking about what I will look like when I get old ( Read more... ) -
all I want for christmas is a penis clamp...
If I only travel to one destination in my life, I want it to be the Bermuda Triangle. If there is one place I can make sure never to visit it would be Lake ( Read more... )