For the most part I don't have a problem with myself. But then there are those times that I make myself sick to my stomach.

Ps:when I checked under my bed and in my closet all I found were a couple of mirrors.

You guessed it Folks. My boss actually hired Creepy Cramer to work grave yard shifts at the Comfort Inn. Imagine the look on my face when I walked through the door and saw him with that goofy grin and mustache standing behind the front desk,Red Polo shit and all. I wasn't notified but I was scheduled to train him. as I was showing him the ropes I ( Read more... )

I saw Bright Eyes monday night at the Santa Cruz Civic Center ( Read more... )

Scene: the beginning of a 16 hour shift at the Comfort Inn.

Enter:Zombie Joel(eyes are blood-shot and ooze is dripping from his mouth)

There is not a tourist in all of Santa Cruz that is safe from the endless hunger
of Zombie Joel

My girlfriend is sick! But I'm the one that stayed in bed all day.
I'm a butt-hole!

ps: Some homeless man came into work today and dripped honey sticks all over the lobby floor.

I made eggs this morning.

Everybody needs the new Hillary Duff album!!!!!!!!!
It is simply brilliant!

tonight at 8:pm Smallville premere party at my house.
bring snacks.
Ok when I say party I mean I will be on the couch and everyone else who lives with me will tell me to turn it off

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

"I love Fashon. All the models look so shiny!"