Where is Frank Cappra when I need him.

[poorprincefall]

Christmas has become little more than an excuse for me to brush up on my Jimmy Stewart impression.
By the way,you know you have hit rock Bottom when your Christmas day plans entail having fried chicken for dinner at your bartender's house

Comments

[gilroysfinest]

that's cool loser
i hung out with your parents the other day so there!

i miss you dearly, merry christmas joel
i think i'm actually gonna call you riiight now
love

[browncorduroy]

Frank Capra is a genius. I think my favorite part is when George Bailey opens up the Tom Sawyer book from Clarence and the inscription reads, "George, no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings!" but that's probably not very comforting to you right now, since all the friends are gone. Um, what I should have said was "Merry Christmas Joely"

[doctor__saveme]

I got you a kitten for christmas.

[poorprincefall]

That was so nice of you a kitten would sleep next to me and cuddle me and keep me warm. I like the sound of that.

[mango_organa]

what about presto?!?!

betrayal!

[poorprincefall]

Presto scratches and bites to much.
If I had a kitten I could brainwash it into loving me forever.

dear Joel,

[professorpoof]

I just wanted to wish you a little merry christmas, and i hope that your day is bright as you celebrate jesus' birthday !

[peculiar_pixel]

baby i went out to sushi for christmas dinner. it was delicious, although my family was uninvolved, as were presents, and i feel like only another day has passed us.