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For those of you who know Ari Herman, I am sad to inform you that his dog Dexter was put down last night due to complications from old age. A friend by any other name, Dexter was nothing short of a sidekick. A Great Dane who fought the good fight, Dexter was doubtlessly my favorite dog, and he will be missed by the all of his friends in and beyond ( Read more... )

Roaring Camp - I'm On Fire

Thanks for an eight-glasses-a-day great summer, everyone. Diamonds are forever, let's go play baseball.

I'm the kind of asshole who gives you a phone call with his mouth full.

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Summer is here, and
now scarf is a verb.

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It was the kind of day that improved with every cereal retreat and timeshare offer. The thermos rescue party launched their four-day lunch break, and the chimney dreamed about a lookout tower across the park. Below, polite handshakes were leaving the smell of bay leaves on each other, and I happily conceded in another long argument with the ( Read more... )

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"Let's hope that lightning will strike twice,"
I would say, with a hammer to her knee.