Baaa Humbug!!!!
I feel like the Ebineezer Scrooge of Halloween. Everyone seems so excited about dressing up in skanky nurse costumes and going to partys getting wasted off candy corn and all that other Halloween shit.
But truthfully I don't like Halloween at all. In fact I dislike it so much It makes me want become a dentist.
I'm sure I could get all psychological to find out where the root of my holloween hatred stems from. Maybe it is due to the fact that my parents wouldn't let me go out and trick or treat when I was little. They believed
Halloween was a holiday to celebrate Satan. They used say,
" Joely, if you go out tonight the Devil is going to possess you and make you one of his slaves." So when I was growing up all that Halloween meant to me was a munsters marathon on Nick at Night. And I hated the Munsters.
I went out last Halloween. I dressed up like Spider-man. I learned a very valuable lesson that night. If you are 21 years old and you weigh about 120 pounds it is probably a bad idea to wear a skin tight, spandex, Spider-man costume. Because if you do the probability is high that two ass holes dressed like Mario and Luigi will call you faggot and try to fight you.
Then there is a good chance that you will go home and cry into your bag of candy corn.
Anyways I hate Halloween
But truthfully I don't like Halloween at all. In fact I dislike it so much It makes me want become a dentist.
I'm sure I could get all psychological to find out where the root of my holloween hatred stems from. Maybe it is due to the fact that my parents wouldn't let me go out and trick or treat when I was little. They believed
Halloween was a holiday to celebrate Satan. They used say,
" Joely, if you go out tonight the Devil is going to possess you and make you one of his slaves." So when I was growing up all that Halloween meant to me was a munsters marathon on Nick at Night. And I hated the Munsters.
I went out last Halloween. I dressed up like Spider-man. I learned a very valuable lesson that night. If you are 21 years old and you weigh about 120 pounds it is probably a bad idea to wear a skin tight, spandex, Spider-man costume. Because if you do the probability is high that two ass holes dressed like Mario and Luigi will call you faggot and try to fight you.
Then there is a good chance that you will go home and cry into your bag of candy corn.
Anyways I hate Halloween