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I just got a lucky penny in the mail from Bank of America. I didn't bother reading anything because I saw the penny, and as everyone knows, Jews love free money. After that, I saw that you were supposed to scratch something off with it, which appealed to me greatly since - sigh - I'm a scratchoholicI love the sensation of scratching something off ( Read more... )

I really don't know what the word for "one-third" is in the bi-tri-quad family of words, and I'm too lazy - and hung over - to even try to look it up. But in any case, last night was the celebration of the whatevernnial of jim_steele's life. He was 33 and a third of a century old.


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Pictures are worth a thousand words. Someone figure out how much I'd get if I charged a nickel per.


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I'm not dead. In fact, quite the opposite, living it up in my spare time. Most recent event: KMFDM.


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Every other night, I'll have a bad dream about insects. I'll be working on my computer, then I'll look under the desk, and discover a massive wave of roaches swarming out of the wall, engulfing my feet. Or I'll be driving along, and look over to the passenger side, and discover that half of my car is completely covered by the little buggers ( Read more... )

I've got weeks worth of drunken photographs to put up, and not enough energy to do it. Between working, going to class, and procrastinating, I feel like I have no free time - which doesn't make sense, because those two things are pretty much all that I do ( Read more... )

I don't really have time to caption all of these; I'll go back and do it later.


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MySpace is amazing. Still shitty, but nevertheless amazing.

I bleached my hair tonight, and figured I might as well update the ol' myspace to make it a little more user friendly. You know, remove the phrase "Fuck you, myspace" from my profile, put up some more photos that aren't ridiculous, that sort of thing.


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I will pay $5 rape dollars to anyone who can figure out why LiveJournal won't let me upload this as my new userpic, and instead tells me that this 96x99 pixel animation is greater than 100x100 pixels.

Update: It's over 40k is the problem.

I will pay $5 rape dollars to anyone who can resize this thing to <= 40k. Feel free to mess with the size, ( Read more... )