3 in 30 III - Drunk at 4:44

[pavel_lishin]

I was really worried that I wouldn't be able to make a 30 in 30 post today. In two hours, I have to wake up and go to my parents' house - they have dialup, which is equivalent to not having the internet at all. An hour after that, I leave for Arkansas, destined to travel on the road for five hours. My destination is a state that might not even have

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[insolent_pool]

Okay, to properly follow my next advice, you need to do the following *IN ORDER*:

1) Get drunk. The drunker, the better.

2) Print out the image of your speedometer.

3) Show up in court, ask the judge to verify that you got a ticket for going too slow.

4) Inform the judge that you were, in fact, speeding. Show him the evidence.

Why is this perfect? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LOSE! Based on evidence, you are free of the charges. The judge cannot sentence you for speeding, since that is not at trial here.. at most, he/she will have to schedule a new court date. Judges hate this.
..and so what? You'll get the same ticket as a no defense if it does not work. But if you win with this, you win big!

[russkiypenguin]

he'll probably let Pavel off just because he'll have a good story to tell the guys over poker.

[insolent_pool]

..if all else fails: sacrificial virgins.

[russkiypenguin]

that's brilliant!

[_gloomcookie_]

"I can only go as fast as the guy thirty feet from my bumkper."

Hahaha. You're so gonna have those charges dropped.

[nemesis123]

He's gonna so have that warning dropped.

[pbaseball24]

omg!

So hawt for the gay who actually reads the post.

[pavel_lishin]

Damn, bumpker. :(

It was reverse-entropic Arkansas influence!

[jvmatucha]

Wow! Paper warnings? They just tell em' to you verbally around here. "I'll just give you a warning this time," which means one of two things:

1) I've got better things to do than deal with your piddly punk-ass antics, or...

2) I just pulled you over and gave you a hard time because I felt like messing with someone.

Hope you did okay at our parents' house. Sometimes it's hard to explain why you have those darkcircles, bloodshot eyes, and why your shirt's on inside-out. :P

[pavel_lishin]

Hey, I told 'em. I'm pretty sure that on average, they drink more than I do - they spend about $5k on wine each year.

[addled_brain]

It makes me le sad that I know EXACTLY where that last picture was taken.

Are you coming back via Dallas?

[truevision]

I thought exactly the same thing about that picture.

[pavel_lishin]

Shit; even I don't know where I took that picture.

[addled_brain]

You want I should fucking kill you?

[hehateme2001]

You were doing 90 and still under 3000rpm? Rad.

[absinthine]

Yes, but what's that scary red light on the lower right?

[hehateme2001]

Ha ha ha, I didn't notice that.

[pavel_lishin]

REAR ABS. I guess this means my rear anti-lock brakes are shot? I dunno, I try not to slam on my brakes too often.