3 in 30 III - Drunk at 4:44

[pavel_lishin]

I was really worried that I wouldn't be able to make a 30 in 30 post today. In two hours, I have to wake up and go to my parents' house - they have dialup, which is equivalent to not having the internet at all. An hour after that, I leave for Arkansas, destined to travel on the road for five hours. My destination is a state that might not even have

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[insolent_pool]

Okay, to properly follow my next advice, you need to do the following *IN ORDER*:

1) Get drunk. The drunker, the better.

2) Print out the image of your speedometer.

3) Show up in court, ask the judge to verify that you got a ticket for going too slow.

4) Inform the judge that you were, in fact, speeding. Show him the evidence.

Why is this perfect? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LOSE! Based on evidence, you are free of the charges. The judge cannot sentence you for speeding, since that is not at trial here.. at most, he/she will have to schedule a new court date. Judges hate this.
..and so what? You'll get the same ticket as a no defense if it does not work. But if you win with this, you win big!

[russkiypenguin]

he'll probably let Pavel off just because he'll have a good story to tell the guys over poker.

[insolent_pool]

..if all else fails: sacrificial virgins.

[russkiypenguin]

that's brilliant!

[pavel_lishin]

Yeah, let me know if you find any. I think I'm all out.

[truevision]

Look at the picture more closely, and possibly read the post again. It's a warning, not a ticket.

[insolent_pool]

You completely ruin my insomnia-driven shinanigans :(

[pbaseball24]

Thankfully someone caught this.