Title: The Babysitter
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG-13 for Rich Fulcher. And some Russell.
Summary: Noel gets sick and needs a babysitter.
Notes: This story makes little sense and I love it that way.

(  “He’s sick as a dog. Sicker. Sick as a lion. No, sicker. He’s sick as an alien creature bent on destroying the universe. Yeah, about that sick.” )

Title: Sorry We're Such Bitches
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG, for use of the word bitch.
Summary: We really are just huge assholes to Simon all the time.
Notes: Something from this story is never mentioned again. Also? SHORTEST EVER. WRITTEN TO COVER MY GUILT.

( Sorry Simon. )

                "Hello?" Sharmie called out as she entered the townhouse. "Anyone home?" She went into the kitchen, but no one was there. She opened the fridge, just in case Leah was stuck in there, like that one time last week, but no such luck.

So she went upstairs and found everyone - Leah, Paisley, Noel, Julian, Richard Ayoade ( Read more... )

Title: The Diary
Author: Paisley
Rating: PG because Russell is there. And Paisley's inner thoughts.
Summary: Paisley's diary gets found and read by everyone.
Notes: FUN FACT: The first line of this story is actually what I did when I started writing this story. WOW!

“I don’t know what to write,” Paisley whined.

“When’s your essay due?” Leah ( Read more... )

Title: The Day That Lots of New People Came to the Townhouse
Author: Leah
Rating: PG-13 for 'concepts' like most of my stories.
Summary: Too many people are at the Townhouse and then something creepy happens.
Notes: Absolutely no thanks at all to 'The Enigma of Amigira'.

( DDR...DDR...DDR... )

Title: Erection
Author: Paisley
Rating: PG-13, unfortunately. Because it's really not what you think, but Noel thinks it is.
Summary:The roommates get a bit more culture by going to see the unveiling of a new sculpture.
Notes: I really did see a squirrel carry an enormous slice of pizza up a tree, once. I was sitting in the library, and thinking how ( Read more... )

Title: Halloween
Author: Paisley
Rating: PG-13 (Russell Brand warning)
Summary: The roommates throw a Halloween party and everyone gets trashed.
Notes: Noel and Julian's costumes are based of of Step 2 in my Drawing Process Tutorial.

( Rich Fulcher came as a squashed in French man with hand-feet. )

Title: My Moon My Man
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG-13 because Rich Fulcher swears like a motherbitch.
Summary: The Man on the Moon is rescued by a local astronaut.
Notes: Leah is hypnotized. That's the explanation that. :)

(  “He did that to me too,” said Sharmie. “I think he’s forgotten this isn’t 1888.” )

Title: A Cheerful Visitor
Author: Sharmie
Rating: G, because Russell's not in it.
Summary: The Roommates are at home "doing homework", a phrase which here means "distracting one another from getting any work done", when someone comes a-knocking.
Notes: I love the guest in this. I just love him. He is the sweetest.

(  “I don’t know,” said Paisley, “But I’d love to take a bath with his biceps.” )

Title: No One Can Sleep
Author: Leah
Rating: PG-13 because it's a little bit of a horror movie. Actually, who am I kidding, it's probably G.
Summary: A night where no-one can sleep turns in to an epic battle against the forces of darkness. Sorry.
Notes: No matter how much I hate The Seeker, it's just the slightest bit canon right now. Although this ( Read more... )