I'm going to announce our hiatus. It should be fairly obvious be the fact that things have not been posted since June but I am going to be friendly and offer and explanation ( Read more... )

                "Are you saying we need some time apart to work out our feelings?" Matt asked Leah, overdramatically.

"No, you douchebus," Leah replied impatiently, "I'm saying you should leave me alone!"

"I don't understand, Leahbug," Matt whined, "I thought we had something special."

"Wow..." ( Read more... )

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Title: The Gig
Author: Leah
Rating: PG for about one concept, I think.
Summary: Jemaine and Bret actually manage to get a gig.
Author's Notes: The fictional FotC characters are in because we love them so much. Also, this is based on a dream I had once. Note: The actual FotC concert was nothing like this. ...Pity.
Also, you can clearly see that I've ( Read more... )

Title: Hangover Food
Author: Sharmie
Rating: This is 14A at least!
Summary: Drinking is really bad. Hangover food is tasty.
Author's Notes: This is why I hardly drink.

( Our bare flesh is touching! )

Title: Beavers Ate My House
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG?
Summary: Julian Barratt has no where to live.
Author's Notes: FUN FACT: This is the shortest story in our archives so far. :)

( Your entire house was made of wood? )

With Julian's expert assistance, they took the bus to the house they were going to view. Chris periodically referred to his iPhone to ensure they were headed to the right place.

"I think this is it," he said as they approached a slightly run-down-looking house with crushed beer cans on the front lawn. "Now, the landlord lives in ( Read more... )

"Why is there a giant cube in front of your house?" Leah asked as she entered Paisley's family's house.

"It's a storage cube from when we moved in here," Paisley explained, "a year ago."

Sharmie entered shortly after Leah.  "I think it adds character," Sharmie said gleefully. She was full of glee. She was happy ( Read more... )

"This is...really a great party, Simon," Noel told Simon Amstell, sipping at a beer. He was sat slumped in an armchair near a coffee table covered in bowls of chips and dip.

"Yeah," Julian echoed, trying to get a Jello shot out of the tiny plastic cup. "Wicked."

"Come on guys, it's not that bad," said Paisley in ( Read more... )