Title: Shakespeare's Beard in the Modern World ( Read more... )

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Title: Hangover Food
Author: Sharmie
Rating: This is 14A at least!
Summary: Drinking is really bad. Hangover food is tasty.
Author's Notes: This is why I hardly drink.

( Our bare flesh is touching! )

Title: Beavers Ate My House
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG?
Summary: Julian Barratt has no where to live.
Author's Notes: FUN FACT: This is the shortest story in our archives so far. :)

( Your entire house was made of wood? )

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Title: The Babysitter
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG-13 for Rich Fulcher. And some Russell.
Summary: Noel gets sick and needs a babysitter.
Notes: This story makes little sense and I love it that way.

(  “He’s sick as a dog. Sicker. Sick as a lion. No, sicker. He’s sick as an alien creature bent on destroying the universe. Yeah, about that sick.” )

Title: Sorry We're Such Bitches
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG, for use of the word bitch.
Summary: We really are just huge assholes to Simon all the time.
Notes: Something from this story is never mentioned again. Also? SHORTEST EVER. WRITTEN TO COVER MY GUILT.

( Sorry Simon. )

Title: My Moon My Man
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG-13 because Rich Fulcher swears like a motherbitch.
Summary: The Man on the Moon is rescued by a local astronaut.
Notes: Leah is hypnotized. That's the explanation that. :)

(  “He did that to me too,” said Sharmie. “I think he’s forgotten this isn’t 1888.” )

Title: A Cheerful Visitor
Author: Sharmie
Rating: G, because Russell's not in it.
Summary: The Roommates are at home "doing homework", a phrase which here means "distracting one another from getting any work done", when someone comes a-knocking.
Notes: I love the guest in this. I just love him. He is the sweetest.

(  “I don’t know,” said Paisley, “But I’d love to take a bath with his biceps.” )

Title: Roof Party
Author: Sharmie
Rating: PG, I think. Maybe PG-13. Russell is in it.
Summary: They have a party on the roof.

( Good thing Russell was still mostly into girls. Mostly. )