So today I found out that the girl that I once loved with all my heart is pregnant and getting married. Sure its been yrs since we went out but we were close for awhile after I got over her cheating and I still had feelings deep down for her. Afterall some people just stick with you for some reason. Anyway I ran into a friend at Subway while eating ( Read more... )

So my Dad is now dating a 24 yr old coworker. 24 fricking yrs old....he is 44 but still 24.....he`s actually pulled more tail my age than I have. He has actually had sex with a girl I had sex with in HS. He doesnt know it but her and I do. At least I think she does cause we have the same fricking name not just last name same First middle and last. ( Read more... )

Hi my name is Jack Johnson and Im here to tell you about a debilitating desease that afflicts billions of men between the ages of 15-30 like Tony Here:

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SO my cousin is now the official villiage idiot. So last night we go to the bar and were having a so-so night. It was as slow as it was on Friday. So anyway the naughty nurses (haha) came in at there usual time. So as with last week I was talkng to a girl didnt see that girl Christen dont think she was a nurse but came with them anyway we were ( Read more... )

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Ahh another weekend is yet upon us. While I was in the shower today I checked to make sure my balls were still there....yep they havent packed up and left yet. I think we may try a trial seperation if they dont get used soon. It looks like theyre bags are packed and they have one foot out the door. Hell they wont even speak to be. Theyve gotten ( Read more... )

So during my job I get a lot of time to think about this and that. There are plenty of weird thoughts going though this head all the time. Things like what would I do with super powers or a vagina. I get a lot of time to think while I mow. So anyway today I mowed a church and I got to thinking what if I mowed an image of the Virgin Mary into the ( Read more... )

So I was walking the the mall Tuessay DVD release day woohoo and I had the urge to fart. Well I was holding it in while I was in a crowded area....event though I love to leave a silent trailer..those are awesome. anyway as Im walking I realize this is going to be a loud one so I held it in as I walked fron store to store. So I get the gurgling ( Read more... )