Help stop LMA
Hi my name is Jack Johnson and Im here to tell you about a debilitating desease that afflicts billions of men between the ages of 15-30 like Tony Here:
Tony like billions of men around the world suffer from a potentially life debilitating desease called "Little Man Abuse" or LMA. LMA strikes at a young age and can potentially lead to fatal complications. Early symptoms of LMA include: twitchyness, startled movement when others enter a room, hairy palms, blurred vision(from staring at a computer screen), smelling like lotion or baby powder, carrying school books in front of them, walking funny and in most cases an unnerving urge to adjust themselves every 5 minutes. If not treated this LMA can lead to more severe complications such as chaffing, carpol tunnel syndrome, tendonitis, and blindness(according to mothers). The cause of LMA is simple it is a deficiency in the human body of the Femalus Beaverousus Cavenous this is a rare mineral only found in the females of the species. Fortunatley for us LMA is cureable for the price of a cheap motel room a week, thats just the price of a grande mocha cappuchino no foam lite cinammen at Starbucks a day, you can help cure LMA.All you have to do is if you see a man who is shows symptoms of LMA take him in and help him fight it all night long. Hopefully with your help and the help of others we will see LMA disappear fromm the Earth in our lifetime. Wont you help...the cure is within our reach..dont be selfish.Thank you and Godspeed. And as our motto says "If this room is a rockin` dont come a knockin`"
Tony like billions of men around the world suffer from a potentially life debilitating desease called "Little Man Abuse" or LMA. LMA strikes at a young age and can potentially lead to fatal complications. Early symptoms of LMA include: twitchyness, startled movement when others enter a room, hairy palms, blurred vision(from staring at a computer screen), smelling like lotion or baby powder, carrying school books in front of them, walking funny and in most cases an unnerving urge to adjust themselves every 5 minutes. If not treated this LMA can lead to more severe complications such as chaffing, carpol tunnel syndrome, tendonitis, and blindness(according to mothers). The cause of LMA is simple it is a deficiency in the human body of the Femalus Beaverousus Cavenous this is a rare mineral only found in the females of the species. Fortunatley for us LMA is cureable for the price of a cheap motel room a week, thats just the price of a grande mocha cappuchino no foam lite cinammen at Starbucks a day, you can help cure LMA.All you have to do is if you see a man who is shows symptoms of LMA take him in and help him fight it all night long. Hopefully with your help and the help of others we will see LMA disappear fromm the Earth in our lifetime. Wont you help...the cure is within our reach..dont be selfish.Thank you and Godspeed. And as our motto says "If this room is a rockin` dont come a knockin`"