Deep Thoughts
So during my job I get a lot of time to think about this and that. There are plenty of weird thoughts going though this head all the time. Things like what would I do with super powers or a vagina. I get a lot of time to think while I mow. So anyway today I mowed a church and I got to thinking what if I mowed an image of the Virgin Mary into the grass. Now before all you Catholics jump at my throat think about it...everytime a blob looks like the Virgin Mary the news is all over it. So what if I mowed the image into the grass. Then when they came to look I can say that while I was mowing God spoke to me afterall I was at a church. I just stared into the sky and mowed and all of a sudden an image appeared. Id be the holy mower people would come to look at the magical mower that was inspired by GOD. Id be famous. Id go on all the talk show circuits and talk about how the mower just seemed to move by itself like the hand of GOD and I was helpless to his will. Of OCurse Id do The Daily Show last so I can let the cat outta the bag and make fun of all who believed my story. Id bet Id get all the chicks then. Come sit on the lap of GOD`s mower....Let me mow your lawn or do you need just a little trim. See told ya weird thoughts. Now that the job is in full swing there will be plenty more of these deep thoughts.