CHARACTERS
Ophelia: brown dress, flowers
Clerk: blazer, quill, paper
Ophelia enters the F.U.C.K.E.D. (Fictional Universe Complaint King’s English Division) offices.
Ophelia: I have a complaint to make, sir.
Clerk: (Bored) All complaints for the Shakespeare sub-committee should be written in iambic pentameter…(hands Ophelia paper) and
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